(C)1998 Kalani Cooper. All rights reserved. SCENE 1:From the Cockpit EMILY: Wow! This is greaaaaaaaaat! And when I say great I mean greaaaaaaaaat being here with you guys! *Giant teardrops condenscend from the back of their heads as she wines some more nonsense! EMILY: Oh! Looky, looky! I can see all the stars from here, just like in the planetarium back home! Hey Tiffany! Isn't it greaaaaaaaaaaa.... TIFFANY: SHUT-UP EMILY! YOU STUPID COW! *Fluids begin to fill her big round eyes as salty water trickles down her face, filling her dimples with their saltiness. Her eyes begin to twitch and she suddenly explodes as her tear ducts work into overtime! TIFFANY: Oh knock it off Emily! All this salt-water is ruining my new dress! IREM: ........Tiffany....... TIFFANY: What is it Irem? IREM: .........apologize to Emily.........Her constant wailing is ruining my concentration........And besides.........she doesn't get out much, so cut her a little slack. Okay? TIFFANY: Okay. (Turning to Emily) I'm sorry Emily. Please stop crying. *Slowly the tears slacken their speed until they come to a sudden stop. TIFFANY: *Thank heavens!* *Suddenly there's a bull horn sounding wildly as a message pops up on the overhead! It reads: WARNING! CONDITION RED! CONDITION RED! THERE IS AN UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT HURLING TOWARDS EARTH AT THIS MOMENT! YOUR MISSION: DESTROY WHATEVER IT IS AT ANY COST! OVER! TIFFANY: We've been out of work for sometime now! Do you think it's back Irem? IREM: ........Hmmmmmm..........There's no way to be sure. I was certain we had destroyed everything on that planet eons ago. But I'm getting a strong reading of life from that thing! EMILY: You mean we get to kick some alien butt? IREM: .........Hehhhh......Looks that way kid! TIFFANY: Then what are we waiting for? Let's rock it's world! IREM, TIFFANY, EMILY all together: NAJU, HERE WE COME! Scene 2:Out of the Frying Pan and into the Fire! IREM: Tiffany, what's our status report? TIFFANY: All systems are A-O.K.! The transformer is ready at the West Wing ma'am! IREM: ...........Excellent! I'm teleporting to the West Wing now! TIFFANY: Yes ma'am! IREM: You two take care of the ship, and if you see me in trouble, get out of here fast! Understood? EMILY: But...... IREM: No questions asked. Just do it! EMILY & TIFFANY together: Yes ma'am! IREM: Then I'm off! Wish me luck! *Tiffany activates the teleporter and Irem arrives at her destination. Without delay she opens the hatch and crawls in the transformer. IREM: .........ALL SYSTEMS GO! JET-METAMORPHOSIS NOW! *The transformer makes a rattling sound as it retires it's old shape into its alter ego. With hands clasped tightly around the boosters, she yells, "IGNITION!" and the jet makes a thunderous wail as it sails off into the distant space. Scene 3:Don't Say Goodbye, for We'll Meet Again! IREM: Oh CRAP! They're coming too fast! I can barely recharge my lasers. (A elusive green meteor hurls towards her) EAT LIGHT! *She emits a fine laser that cuts through the condemning rock like a hot knife through butter. It passes by her as it burns up and vanishes into the black sky! IREM: ........Hmmmmmmmmph! You can't stop me that easily! *She charges up her beams as a blue aura begins to transpire her body! An electric charge is sent rushing through her as the guns begin to contract from the last shot. IREM: FIRE ONE! *A seismic wave is sent across the planet's core, taking out everything in its path! IREM: FIRE TWO! *A second shot is released as the aura transpires and Naju's outer surface is now cleared of all enemy resistance. Then a bull horn sounds off resoundingly, not to mention disturbingly! IREM: How in the HECK! *As these words leave her lips, a grumbling earthquake begins to take action from her previous blast. While the bull horn sounds, Irem notices that an array of machine guns can be seen from the crumbling soils! They peer at her, shimmering against the stars in the sky! IREM: What're you guys waiting for! Blow it to pieces! EMILY: All firing mechanisms ready. TIFFANY: Engage. Begin countdown. EMILY & TIFFANY:........10, 9, 8, 7, 6 ,5......... *Beads of sweat run down their smooth skin, leaving thru a small slit in their uniforms. EMILY &TIFFANY:..............4, 3, 2, 1...................FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! *At once the ship's guns went berserk and started unloading its heavy burden on the machine guns below, discenegrating them more and more with every shot as they bulge and burst into cinders. IREM: Good work you two! EMILY & TIFFANY together: Thanks Irem! Glad we could hel.......... *A angry laugh fills their ears as glass is shattered and acessories fly from the mighty roar outside. They stare into space as a gigantous arm reaches for the cock-pit. Screams can be heard from inside as the creature's long claws rip and tear at the girls inside. Then all of a sudden, an awe-inspiring hush can be heard from all around as the ship bulges out of shape and then finally explodes in a burst of flames, melting the exterior and interiors of its body. IREM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (She begins to sob as her eyes are fixed on the burning ashes.) *She readies herself and re-energizes with all that is in her. The blue aura returns once again and the charge running through her body is scalding her because of her boiling rage inside. Her arms are let back and she shoots off her load at the monster's back side. IREM: DIE! YOU STUPID JERK! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *The lasers finally reach their target, but simply ricochet off into the distance, as it begins to tun around. She loses all her strength from the blast and tumbles towards the surface of Naju, falling through the atmosphere, and at last entering it completely. TO BE CONTINUED..............